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marisol180

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  • Number of visits : 25937
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Visits<b>Ungrateful_Imp</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:09pm<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 4:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:37pm<b>yanalynch</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:54am<b>cetharel</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:47pm<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:36pm<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:39pm<b>kowsee</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Spiral061</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 4:20pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:48pm<b>skylarkopeck1995</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>latchhooker</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:06am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:08pm<b>Soparot</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:15am<b>Krictix</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:18pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:38am

Fucked!<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 10:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:37am<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:02am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:04am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:16pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:01pm<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:34pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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marisol180's favorite FMLs

Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML

by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

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Today, I was fired from my job. Not because I don't do a good job but because my boss didn't feel it was appropriate to have an affair with my wife and have to face me everyday. FML

by Wellthen / 07/27/2016 at 9:07pm / Work

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

by JustShutUp / 07/27/2016 at 2:40pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 12:45pm / Animals

Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML

by Kiss-a-thon / 07/27/2016 at 6:01am / Germany / Love

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I've been buying generic groceries instead of name brand to save money. Apparently, I must be using the extra money on another woman. FML

by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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Today, my budgie learned to fly, having finally outgrown his clipped wings. He flew straight over the gate, out the door and into my dogs jaws. FML

by InsanityShard / 07/25/2016 at 11:26pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

by ENDmySUFFERING / 07/21/2016 at 11:25am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Kids

Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML

by Geckosrock99 / 07/20/2016 at 1:58am / Animals

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

by swervelol / 07/14/2016 at 3:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floorrrrr. FML

by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

by TooGulible / 07/12/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Money