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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML
by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
by JustShutUp / 07/27/2016 at 2:40pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 12:45pm / Animals
Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
by Kiss-a-thon / 07/27/2016 at 6:01am / Germany / Love
by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by InsanityShard / 07/25/2016 at 11:26pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by ENDmySUFFERING / 07/21/2016 at 11:25am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Kids
Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML
by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
by TooGulible / 07/12/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work