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Visits<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:37pm<b>yanalynch</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:54am<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:06am<b>Ungrateful_Imp</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 2:53pm<b>cetharel</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:47pm<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:36pm<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:39pm<b>kowsee</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Spiral061</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 4:20pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:48pm<b>skylarkopeck1995</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>latchhooker</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:06am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:08pm<b>Soparot</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:15am<b>Krictix</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:18pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:38am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:37am<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:02pm<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:02am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:04am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:16pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:01pm<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:34pm

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marisol180's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

by ENDmySUFFERING / 07/21/2016 at 11:25am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Kids

Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML

by Geckosrock99 / 07/20/2016 at 1:58am / Animals

Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floorrrrr. FML

by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

by TooGulible / 07/12/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, my teacher marked a test question wrong, even though I was sure I got it right, so I went online to check. I found a government-approved website showing proof that my answer was correct. My teacher still counted it wrong, because, "we follow the book". That book's older than I am. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2016 at 12:19pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents are forcing me to take my brother with me when I hang out with my friends. This wouldn't be that weird if my brother wasn't 26. FML

by swervelol / 07/04/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2016 at 8:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML

by pissedoff / 06/28/2016 at 7:53am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

by hellolaina / 06/27/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML

by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was once again called a "selfish bitch" because I don't want kids, even though I can't provide for them mentally, emotionally, physically or financially. FML

Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous