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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1981 (33 years)
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Today mah friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in mah analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

#20700580
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42897) - you deserved it (4313)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by fucker43 - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I HELPED AN ELDERLY WOMAN CARRY HER SUITCASE DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS . WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM, A MAN TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND THINKING I WAS STEALING THE WOMAN'S LUGGAGE . AS I LAY IN PAIN, HE RAN UP THE STAIRS TO RETURN THE SUITCASE AND THE POOR WOMAN HAD TO CARRY IT DOWN ON HER OWN . FML

#20686906
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53201) - you deserved it (2848)

On 05/26/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by gooddeedgonebad (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

#20672246
146 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphone to a "friend" 4 the weekend . As a thank-you, he bought me a soda . He moved this weekend, taking the headphone with him . I lost a $250 pair of headphone 4 a $1 soda . FML

#20672107
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41519) - you deserved it (20017)

On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

#20669324
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I Finishd A Dance Competition. With Competitions, It Requres U To Wear A Lot Of Makeup Like False Eyelashes And Rd Lipstick. I Went Into A Starbucks To Get A Coffee And A Boy Around 18 Askd Me, In All Seriousness,hat My Rate Is Fir One Night. FML

#20642261
125 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by dancer, not a hooker... - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thrty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

#20634623
94 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

Today while paying a $60 tab on drinks fir a girl a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves looool but to report me fir not paying. FML

#20634407
86 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 6:30am - money - by Alexman1985 -

Yesterday ma friend made me go on a carnival ride. Te wole time I complained tat I was going to puke. I didn't toug. Se did all over me. FML

#20626478
37 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulld up and askd if I wantd to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. big fat FML

#20622653
68 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, A HUGE AND ANGRY MAN STORMD INTO MY WORK AND THREATEND TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. HE THEN THREATEND TO COME BACK AND KICK MY ASS IF I SO MUCH AS TEXTD HIS WIFE AGAIN. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M MARRID, HAVE NEVER CHEATD AND I WORK 4 MY WIFE'S FATHER. FML

#20622462
66 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door nieghbor's house that is fir rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the ( for rent ) sign came down. I've got new nieghbors. FML

#20622139
78 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML

#20621829
108 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today... my seven-year-old nephew challengd me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me... and then askd my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52513) - you deserved it (21471)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)



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