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Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 2:47am - misc - by NotDrunk (man) - United States (California)
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by NotJessePinkmanFFS (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by TBTC (woman) - France (Pays de la Loire)
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 9:12am - health - by jdch_99 - United States
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
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On 08/25/2012 at 3:11pm - animals - by missTyfied (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 12:08am - love - by SquishFish - United States (Massachusetts)
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