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Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (2574)
On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML
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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52115) - you deserved it (6493)
On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40430) - you deserved it (2004)
On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (4216)
On 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm - animals - by life// (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (2566)
On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (1983)
On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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