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margie4peace
  • Town/Country : Toledo, OH, USA, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 October 1975 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7960) - you deserved it (22344)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31853) - you deserved it (2760)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

#6178217
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23789) - you deserved it (4007)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by failedexam (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (15606)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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153 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by overthehorizon (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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