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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 607
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About marbles123 : My names amber :3 I'm in love with my beautiful boyfriend :') I have loads of animals and just check FML for laughs :3

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marbles123's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (22270)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

#14382441
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (11849)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:13pm - health - by caempa (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62966) - you deserved it (8994)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41487) - you deserved it (4624)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37944) - you deserved it (7986)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I started making love to my wife as soon as the kids were occupied. She just laid there the whole time and never responded, except for a few times to say "Ouch." FML

#13439564
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (9100)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by ahddib - United States (Alabama)

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you deserved it (2875)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

#13103525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (8205)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

#12390101
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (3944)

On 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm - animals - by Lifes_a_bust (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

#11977645
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (4937)

On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

#10435467
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43369) - you deserved it (5995)

On 05/09/2010 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13447) - you deserved it (30773)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30595) - you deserved it (4731)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9471) - you deserved it (33857)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML



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