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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2737
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About manicethemage : So I just put anything in here and it will appear on my profile?

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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (536646) - you deserved it (37748)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (353584) - you deserved it (31207)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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