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by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
by Storm / 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by socks / 09/21/2011 at 3:01am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
by nyaahaha / 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
by sandwichmaker / 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by ClearOne / 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New York) / Love
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by divorced / 08/19/2010 at 6:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend,… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard… Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't…