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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
by lils / 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 4:34pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by kumbuck3t15 / 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Miscellaneous
by oink oink fuck off / 07/29/2012 at 2:49pm / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Kids
by fml / 07/29/2012 at 8:20am / Japan (Saitama) / Kids
by cheaterscheat / 07/28/2012 at 9:21pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals
by Mrs. Man / 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money
by dusk / 01/05/2012 at 3:09am / United States (Colorado) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…