About manic_maniac11 : I wish I had something funny to say here or perhaps a piece of insightful observational humor I could share but alas, I'm simply not that interesting.
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by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 7:06pm / United States / Work
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
by the girlfriend / 08/26/2011 at 6:41am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
by Meagan smith / 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
by owmyhead / 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by lala7 / 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by The_Taxman / 08/20/2011 at 6:20pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Work
by gb / 08/18/2011 at 1:18am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my 12-year-old daughter is a Nirvana fan, while my 20-year-old son is a Justin Bieber fan.…