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manic_maniac11
  • Town/Country : Wellington, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1279
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About manic_maniac11 : I wish I had something funny to say here or perhaps a piece of insightful observational humor I could share but alas, I'm simply not that interesting.

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Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (4037)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
176 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
288 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
145 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
127 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
126 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
219 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
111 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

#18335372
182 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
321 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)



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