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Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (2537)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

#4076767 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (31120) - you deserved it (18045)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:49am - love - by not-that-fat (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086 (385)

I agree, your life sucks (48132) - you deserved it (20199)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

#2740544 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (52514) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70748) - you deserved it (14823)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

#1832318 (335)

I agree, your life sucks (61537) - you deserved it (9796)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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