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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML

#20057669
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Taday a guy said to ma , "I'd raally lova to saa that smila back at mah placa." Trying to ba cuta , I askad him if ha was singla. Ha rapliad with , "No , but I am a dantist. I could dafinitaly fix that crossbita." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23013) - you deserved it (3036)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while bieng at the other part of the country!! Not to worry though, he sent it over!! By mail!! mega FML

#20000050
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23562) - you deserved it (1859)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by Lara (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixd. When I opend the box there was a note attachd to my phone that said, ( All you had to do was turn it on. ) FML

#19986553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5916) - you deserved it (37366)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Today,hile trying to look cute an playing with mah hair in front of a boy, I pulld a piece of mah hair extension out. FML

#19974233
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6923) - you deserved it (42321)

On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (27521)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah parents were awake while I was still in bed on mah iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod , so I was breathing heavily. Later , mah parents sat me down 4 a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22945) - you deserved it (7091)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters period are all one week after the other . I am living in hell almost every single day . fat FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (4203)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Taday I Said To Mah Boyfriend That He Makes The Same Noises When He Smells Bacon As He Does When We Have Sex . Now Everytime We Have Sex He Whispers "Bacon..." In Mah Ear . Fat FML

#19719748
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (28553)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, wile I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, ma boyfriend decided it would be funny to put te car into reverse instead of drive wile I was waiting 4 traffic to clear. I don't tink te people wo own te car beind me were lauging. Nor is ma now ex-boyfriend. mega FML

#19692417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25572) - you deserved it (2995)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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