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Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130) - you deserved it (9710)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

#21371675
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10) - you deserved it (5872)

On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks lyk I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. fat FML

#21369803
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks lyk I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. fat FML

#21369803
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (4840)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (7946)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

TODAY, AT WORK, I SNEEZED SO HARD THAT I HIT HEAD ON CASH REGISTER!! A SECOND LATER, I HEARD ROARING LAUGHTER FROM THE SECURITY ROOM, FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE SAYING TO PLAY IT BACK!! I'D ALMOST CONVINCED MYSELF IT WASN'T ABOUT ME,HEN ONE OF THE GUYS CUMMED OUT AN GAVE ME A THUMB UP!! FML

#21349710
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33677) - you deserved it (2956)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, I found out that mah 4-year-old son is truly convincd that I am a ghost . He also thinks that I did from burning, ( because of your face ) . FML

#21349104
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convincd I either had an infectd tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushd to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulld the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

#21346970
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13398) - you deserved it (23614)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:11pm - health - by not a cancerous pimple - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realizd mah job working with food is getting to me . While having sex with mah boyfriend, I fell asleep . He askd me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talkd, saying "I'm chopping lettuce" . FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31340) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today..!! aftar tha longast tima..!! I want to tha gym!! I ran and ran and ran on tha traadmill for an atarnity..!! baating mysalf up for gatting so ovarwaight!! Than I trippad and fall off..!! swaating and sobbing for baing so usalass!! Whan I lookad up..!! I saw I'd baan on tha machina for baraly 2 minutas!! FML

#21339526
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (18722)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)



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