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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (23193)

On 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12626) - you deserved it (25853)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML

#5626846
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I agree, your life sucks (10877) - you deserved it (3150)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11344) - you deserved it (2524)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:20am - intimacy - by lauz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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