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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1987 (28 years)
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Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12133) - you deserved it (34919)

On 12/02/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watched my boyfriend's band play a gig. I also found out he pulls the same faces playing the bass as he does when we have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19517) - you deserved it (4690)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by ohnoooooo (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (3904)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:20am - intimacy - by lauz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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