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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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makitokito's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

#20567111
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (13989)

On 03/30/2013 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

#20504494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (50333)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

#20110360
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32587) - you deserved it (4792)

On 10/10/2012 at 11:05am - misc - by horriblejoke (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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