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majorscrewed
  • Town/Country : manchester, england
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 326
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About majorscrewed : i dont like much anymore. serious fml

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Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30599) - you deserved it (5715)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

#4758974 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (4916)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by zboy_123 (man) - India (Haryana)

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

#4676323 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (14727) - you deserved it (30505)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by guitar_chick7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13575) - you deserved it (32529)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)