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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12457) - you deserved it (26227)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by oopsies (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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