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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 July 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5383) - you deserved it (40696)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (1652)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8371) - you deserved it (23658)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (5662)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42172) - you deserved it (2399)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22092) - you deserved it (1732)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33754) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (2114)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (1597)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24352) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50851) - you deserved it (7089)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25103) - you deserved it (2890)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23801) - you deserved it (1864)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27148) - you deserved it (7991)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version



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