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by Taylor / 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
by Wenny / 01/18/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML
by dirk855 / 01/18/2009 at 5:29am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Camm. / 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (New York) / Love
by noname / 01/14/2009 at 1:33am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Love
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Christoams / 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was…