maiden_girl

Search for a member

maiden_girl

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 July 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48895
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

maiden_girl's page activity

Visits<b>eyepuppy</b> - yesterday at 11:00pm<b>emmybearr99999</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 7:08pm<b>moldypickles</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:48pm<b>Jacobthewoodsman</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 11:50pm<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 4:25am<b>ButtStallion2k16</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:17pm<b>ExpectNeo</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:06pm<b>HitlerLovingFag</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 2:10pm<b>MethuselahTurtle</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:28am<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 5:36pm<b>stormy89</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:58pm<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:36pm<b>ejsigusbamao</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 10:27am<b>VonTritonIV</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:47pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:43pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 2:18pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 12:11pm<b>jill97</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 12:23am

Fucked!<b>DEADPOOL076</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:10pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 10:41pm

maiden_girl's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of maiden_girl's badges

maiden_girl's favorite FMLs

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

by musicaddict / 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

by Noname / 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

by dileigh / 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

by Ricky / 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

by dad / 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

by hlev24 / 03/03/2009 at 11:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

by thissucks / 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

by Aliya / 03/01/2009 at 9:14am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

by facepalm / 02/27/2009 at 3:39am / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

by Anonn / 02/23/2009 at 8:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

by lifesucks4me / 02/23/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my two best friends decided to boycott Valentine's Day, ditching their boyfriends to hang out together. Not only am I single, but I wasn't invited. FML

by Noname / 02/14/2009 at 6:14pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

by sissica / 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love