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mahamii_93
  • Town/Country : salmiya, kuwait
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 969
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (7176)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (18638) - you deserved it (6270)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (7049)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

#8605732 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (2656)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (3807)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4841) - you deserved it (21225)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (3513)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

#7434698 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (20654) - you deserved it (4412)

On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (6021)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (4549)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (4614) - you deserved it (76859)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566 (485)

I agree, your life sucks (27505) - you deserved it (70309)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14883) - you deserved it (1984)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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