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magymofucka
  • Town/Country : dirty jerz, usofa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magymofucka : lol, fuck off.

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Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (16607)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)



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