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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12210
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About magicoilyoctopi : Twenty-one years old, bisexual.

DIEHARD HOCKEY FAN.

Lives, breathes, eats, sleeps the Columbus Blue Jackets. Is getting there with the Moncton Wildcats.

Nikolai Zherdev owns her heart, no matter where he is.

Has an odd obsession with all things dealing with goalies, Slovaks, French-Canadians (sometimes just the French part) and Russians. Also a multitude of baby Slovaks you've never heard of. Yet.

Adores José Theodore to the ends of this Earth.

Jared Rittenhouse Boll is my fighter forever and ever.

Rabid role-player. Lover of writing.

Music lover. Avid singer.

Small fear of heights, deathly afraid of losing the ones she loves. Loves babies, and then remembers they grow up.

Very easily amused.

Ultimately, a nice person who has many strengths, many faults, who loves and is loved.

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magicoilyoctopi's favorite FMLs

Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41194) - you deserved it (4802)

On 06/23/2009 at 9:28pm - kids - by lumi (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (110571)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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