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About magicoilyoctopi

Twenty-one years old, bisexual.

DIEHARD HOCKEY FAN.

Lives, breathes, eats, sleeps the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Nikolai Zherdev owns her heart, no matter where he is.

Adores the Detroit Red Wings and their multitude of Swedes. The Eurotwins have a special place in her heart forever.

Is a closet Atlanta Thrashers fan who tries to ignore the suck.

Has an odd obsession with all things dealing with goalies, Czechs, Finns, French-Canadians (sometimes just the French part) and Russians.

Adores José Theodore to the ends of this Earth.

Rabid role-player. Lover of writing.

Music lover. Avid singer.

Small fear of heights, deathly afraid of losing the ones she loves. Loves babies, and then remembers they grow up.

Very easily amused.

Ultimately, a nice person who has many strengths, many faults, who loves and is loved.

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Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML

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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

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