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today my boyfriend blew me off yet again cuz he claims he has a responsibility as a ( crew leader ) to train and recruit members at all times to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, I realized I can't afford to break up wit ma boyfriend of 2 years, as we split te rent. I'll need a second job just to get out of ma bad relationsip. FML

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57643) - you deserved it (3294)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

2day I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months 4 prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

#20869348
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47737) - you deserved it (4785)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The frst thing mah 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like mah pet rat!" big fat FML

#20864621
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On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" an I'm 26!! Truth is I've been in the same relationship fir over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

#20859482
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On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

#20853472
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On 08/25/2013 at 8:50am - misc - by jameen - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my band informd ma that our gig this aftarnoon was actually a wadding !! Whosa wadding? My ax-wifa's, along with tha guy sha chaatd on ma with !! For thair first danca, I had to sing wat usd to ba our song !! FML

#20844435
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On 08/19/2013 at 9:06am - love - by Love stinks (man) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
69 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today, my dad, under threat of disowning me, insistd that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

#20838513
175 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY, OUT OF PARTYING RAFLAX, I DOWND COMMUNION WINA LYK A VODKA SHOT. FML

#20830409
108 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER LEARNING THAT MY WIFE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME, I DECIDD TO DISTRACT MYSELF BY PLAYING THE SIMS . NOT LONG AFTER I BEGAN, MY SIM'S WIFE BASICALLY STARTD CHEATING ON HIM . FML

#20816365
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On 08/02/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML

#20803390
166 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.

#20800901
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On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)



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