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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    92%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Magicmarco's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I can't afford to break up with my boyfriend of 2 years, as we split the rent. I'll need a second job just to get out of my bad relationship. FML

By emopoe / Wednesday 9 October 2013 18:25 / United States - Salem

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

By mathgenius / Tuesday 8 October 2013 19:17 / Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

By single again / Friday 6 September 2013 00:29 / United States - Chico

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 18:22 / United States

Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 30 August 2013 00:48 / United Kingdom