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madmikemiller
  • Town/Country : Imperial, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45283) - you deserved it (7296)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16971) - you deserved it (2459)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (4426)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
175 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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