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madisonclaire95
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 26
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

#19962934
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13499) - you deserved it (17824)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14727) - you deserved it (8222)

On 06/26/2012 at 12:16pm - misc - by eviltwigster (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

#19570232
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6751) - you deserved it (18331)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by anonymous4991 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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