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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2413
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (36979)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (10504)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46503) - you deserved it (3815) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46503) - you deserved it (3815) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46503) - you deserved it (3815) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

#14702634
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (3141)

On 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31984) - you deserved it (6835)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (24647)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

#13958781
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (7494)

On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

#13760701
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6275) - you deserved it (26679)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:07am - animals - by yay! - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

#13577689
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6794) - you deserved it (31614)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33050) - you deserved it (2573)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8846) - you deserved it (29465)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11963) - you deserved it (25436)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13400) - you deserved it (34438)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)



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