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madelinebriana

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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51243) - you deserved it (5391)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7904) - you deserved it (60747)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50957) - you deserved it (3953)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (10497)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (4363)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27461) - you deserved it (3309)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (3818)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51351) - you deserved it (8224)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43925) - you deserved it (3691)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I went to a birthday party. A half hour in, a girl started showing me pictures of her cat. That was the high point of the night. FML

#15477659
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (4256)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:50am - animals - by caseyj (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38528) - you deserved it (32116)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36829) - you deserved it (12505)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37488) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26925) - you deserved it (13242)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47043) - you deserved it (9285)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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