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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2847
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44938) - you deserved it (5041)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (3818)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30466) - you deserved it (4651)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (3604)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

#17424598
91 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (5741)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML

#17148653
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (5149)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (5491)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (5491)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36138) - you deserved it (9359)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (2871)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (2871)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36061) - you deserved it (4351)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44863) - you deserved it (11327)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)



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