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Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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