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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2746
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (68223)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

#5791962
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (3376)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (8529)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37071) - you deserved it (4042)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45151) - you deserved it (11414)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

#3237157
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (2532)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48534) - you deserved it (7686)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (219742)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (141507)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

#2019418
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60846) - you deserved it (8816)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53051) - you deserved it (10994)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75473) - you deserved it (8417)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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