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maddybaddy
  • Town/Country : New Albany, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 336
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About maddybaddy : I play tennis. And I love music. 'Nuff said.

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Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (41916)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12259) - you deserved it (26610)

On 08/05/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by drooler (woman) - United States (New York)



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