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maddougie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1945
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About maddougie : Its summer, lets party.

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maddougie's favorite FMLs

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48019) - you deserved it (23103)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33382) - you deserved it (3572)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (6103)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (18419)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (11874)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (3636)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51259) - you deserved it (3648)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38467) - you deserved it (5409)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55595) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15785) - you deserved it (74661)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (26481)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61994) - you deserved it (9682)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33222) - you deserved it (14670)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3989)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -



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