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Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

#19523754
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On 04/24/2012 at 8:08pm - love - by nofrickenway - United States (Virginia)

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
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On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by monkeycannon7 - United States (Virginia)



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