About madamazinDana45 : Since u found the need to click on my profile....Im a very intriguing person and if talking was a sport i wud b the gold medalist in the olympics, but ill stick to volleyball I love music(it completes my life) my favorite band is the beloved Linkin Park. I love grapes and I'm actually quite the daredevil sooooo if u have any questions ask them i have a kik but if u want it then u got to ask for it:p but anyway I hope i haven't been a bore from this long thing:p
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by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Coffee Boy / 06/23/2012 at 12:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 1:22am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by meeks123 / 06/20/2012 at 1:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
by hc11bmd / 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by ouch / 06/14/2012 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
by sopissed / 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…