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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About madamazinDana45 : Since u found the need to click on my profile....Im a very intriguing person and if talking was a sport i wud b the gold medalist in the olympics, but ill stick to volleyball I love music(it completes my life) my favorite band is the beloved Linkin Park. I love grapes and I'm actually quite the daredevil sooooo if u have any questions ask them i have a kik but if u want it then u got to ask for it:p but anyway I hope i haven't been a bore from this long thing:p

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Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (3060)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

#19832041
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (1602)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

#19818788
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24962) - you deserved it (2795)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

#19816534
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (3013)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

#19816432
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (4640)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by meeks123 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (2723)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

#19812720
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9542) - you deserved it (48118)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

#19812468
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (4401)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28178) - you deserved it (5470)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25541) - you deserved it (4407)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (3048)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)



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