Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About macorncob : I love volleyball and football ( go skins! ) and I love going out on the boat to fish and wakeboard. I live to be at the beach.
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking." -my inspiration

macorncob's page activity

Visits<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - 7 hours ago<b>steftriv</b> - 14 hours ago<b>lifted95ram</b> - yesterday at 6:53am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - yesterday at 6:39am<b>Dodopy</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 9:03pm<b>Geeve95</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 8:12pm<b>itzjstnx</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 10:55pm<b>skychu</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 7:20pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:39pm<b>danm19</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 2:52pm<b>swarm20</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 2:55am<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 1:53am<b>BrewPack</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:34am<b>NessieMonster188</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 10:41am<b>cherrio27</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 7:21am<b>ceelos97</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 5:37am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 2:57am<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:36pm

Liked!<b>lifted95ram</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 6:12am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 4:11pm<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 8:38pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:21pm

macorncob's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of macorncob's badges

macorncob's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46838) - you deserved it (3798)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43712) - you deserved it (6261)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45995) - you deserved it (32732)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37497) - you deserved it (4098)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: