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About macorncob : I love volleyball and football ( go skins! ) and I love going out on the boat to fish and wakeboard. I live to be at the beach.
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking." -my inspiration
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
Friday 29 August 2014