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macorncob

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  • Number of visits : 371
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About macorncob : I love volleyball and football ( go skins! ) and I love going out on the boat to fish and wakeboard. I live to be at the beach.
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking." -my inspiration

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

#21167015
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43651) - you deserved it (6254)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45935) - you deserved it (32675)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37463) - you deserved it (4095)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States



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