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  • Number of visits : 329
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About macorncob : I love volleyball and football ( go skins! ) and I love going out on the boat to fish, wakeboard, or just have fun.
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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43383) - you deserved it (6211)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45848) - you deserved it (32605)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37418) - you deserved it (4092)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States



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