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macorncob
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  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About macorncob : I love volleyball, football and country music. Also going out on the boat to fish. I live to be at the beach.
I enjoy meeting new people so message me if you want 😊

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Visits<b>lkah</b> - 21 hours ago<b>dantee2005</b> - yesterday at 10:43pm<b>LVtaytay</b> - yesterday at 5:51pm<b>Andrew_Weschke</b> - yesterday at 2:56pm<b>yayhoo16</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:49pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:47pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:35pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:05pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:06am<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:42pm<b>halfbakedfool</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:13pm<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:27am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:35pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:13pm<b>Neut</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:59am<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:30am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:08pm<b>cuddlebunny31912</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:46pm

Fucked!<b>yayhoo16</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:12am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:58am<b>BstMode</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:23pm<b>halfbakedfool</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:18pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 7:01pm<b>orios105</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 11:27pm<b>melons</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 6:38pm<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 7:47am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 8:18am<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:56pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 6:55am<b>DA3Z</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:44am<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:38am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:24am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:40pm<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 3:06am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:35am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:42pm

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macorncob's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50757) - you deserved it (4195)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

#21167015
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47057) - you deserved it (6653)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

#21151109
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49638) - you deserved it (35250)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40834) - you deserved it (4422)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States



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