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macorncob
  • Town/Country : parkie, Maryland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About macorncob : I laugh at random things haha and I think I'm weird I'm not like every body else...I'm different :) and I love to watch football go skins! :) and I live to be on the water

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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43955) - you deserved it (6064)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45565) - you deserved it (3224)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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