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Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20807) - you deserved it (2884)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

#18985606
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24470) - you deserved it (8029)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (2005)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)



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