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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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