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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40569) - you deserved it (6413)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML

#11684
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17231) - you deserved it (1720)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by alone (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5845) - you deserved it (37091)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7981) - you deserved it (56919)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13954) - you deserved it (2788)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (226788) - you deserved it (18805)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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