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m311's favorite FMLs
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by alone / 02/06/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to… Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at… Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door…