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Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

#16925056
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10829) - you deserved it (31473)

On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (3560)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38276) - you deserved it (2584)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
325 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
229 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
187 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
351 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
107 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
282 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14940) - you deserved it (28765)

On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (2331)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)



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