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  • Town/Country : Des Moines, Iowa, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 759
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11013) - you deserved it (18791)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33127) - you deserved it (3118)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by sickofsick - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

#6108981
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29974) - you deserved it (12497)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

#5984372
54 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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223 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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