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  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

#20175044
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9502) - you deserved it (20321)

On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

#20133155
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (4876)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by mental - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13106) - you deserved it (38112)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25069) - you deserved it (4518)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8710) - you deserved it (27589)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10449) - you deserved it (28762)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10449) - you deserved it (28762)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12695) - you deserved it (25815)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (9810)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (47179)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

#4203113
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32917) - you deserved it (5033)

On 08/01/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Unclicked (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

#1054716
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25042) - you deserved it (41748)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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