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luvtheknot
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About luvtheknot : I'm Scottish so yeah there we go.
Twitter: @Kyle_Arrol

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (33056)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (3491)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (19049)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (7916) - you deserved it (19654)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (11493) - you deserved it (23698)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (6873) - you deserved it (35481)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

#1054716 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (39154)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)