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Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (7970) - you deserved it (24842)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (9103)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (11485) - you deserved it (24500)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (5122)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (2842) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (19318) - you deserved it (9493)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (2457)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

#14712877 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (17457) - you deserved it (2507)

On 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by bluediva24 -

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (2200)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (54453) - you deserved it (2644)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (14989) - you deserved it (6258)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

#14682600 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (5373)

On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

#14638610 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (1836)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:45pm - love - by TearfulDaughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

#14638505 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (22678) - you deserved it (2140)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (20065) - you deserved it (2898) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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