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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (20 years)
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About luv_luv_lollipop : >:) yesh im evil thts all yew gunna wanna kno :P

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14036) - you deserved it (33176)

On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)



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