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About luv_luv_lollipop : >:) yesh im evil thts all yew gunna wanna kno :P
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Today... I decidd it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minute he startd going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a wierd sound so I startd laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I went sopping wit my moter, wen someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart wile our backs were turned!! Wen we got to te register, my mom, wose wealt makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed te condoms and se announced tat se wasn't paying for te college I got accepted to next year cuz se doesn't want a promiscuous daugter!! FML
Today, after spending four days having resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML
Friday 27 March 2015