About lushy : i love muay thai kickboxing, boxing, brazilian jujitsu, dragonball z and masterchef :)
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Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some losers car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by Jo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I took my iPhone to the Apple store to get an answer as to why the touch screen wasn't working properly. The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:56pm - misc - by Nark (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:09am - love - by LonelyHeart (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
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