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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lushy : i love muay thai kickboxing, boxing, brazilian jujitsu, dragonball z and masterchef :)

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lushy's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (2666)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some losers car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

#5999708
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28035) - you deserved it (2555)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by Jo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

#5966338
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11704) - you deserved it (30391)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

#5942198
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31296) - you deserved it (2984)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11467) - you deserved it (30615)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

#5942129
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33513) - you deserved it (2835)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:09am - love - by LonelyHeart (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

#5938925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9647) - you deserved it (31736)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:19am - animals - by munckncruncj15 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24701) - you deserved it (8940)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)



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