About Lushy
i love muay thai kickboxing, boxing, brazilian jujitsu, dragonball z and masterchef :)
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Lushy's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 / United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

By Jo - / Monday 26 October 2009 03:14 / United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 October 2009 02:25 / United States

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML

By kthx - / Thursday 22 October 2009 12:26 / Canada

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

By Kimberly / Thursday 22 October 2009 12:26 / France