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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lukeyhoward79236 : I'm a Human Resources Assistant :3

Feel free to ask any questions you want or message me, and ill talk about anything :) (I wont bite :3) it's up to you. I'm always going to be here for anyone who needs help or advice no matter what the situation is or what you are going through; I will not judge you and I'll try and do everything I can do to help

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58655) - you deserved it (35409)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML


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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

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