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About lukeyhoward79236 : I'm just another messed up teenager trying to deal with this annoying thing called "Life"
I'm also a Human Resources Assistant :3
Feel free to ask any questions you want or message me, and ill talk about anything :) (I wont bite :3) it's up to you. I'm always going to be here for anyone who needs help or advice no matter what the situation is or what you are going through; I will not judge you and I'll try and do everything I can do to help
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML
Friday 6 December 2013