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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1138
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lukemack : Hi I'm Luke I live in Australia I'm a car painter by trade live with my girlfriend of 3 years and love out doors activities.

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lukemack's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

by uni life / 05/15/2012 at 4:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

by anamota89 / 05/11/2012 at 5:33am / United States / Love

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

by lon01t / 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy