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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lukemack : Hi I'm Luke I live in Australia I'm a car painter by trade live with my girlfriend of 3 years and love out doors activities.

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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6562) - you deserved it (27480)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:33am - misc - by anamota89 (woman) - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm - kids - by lon01t (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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176 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)



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