About lucky22888 : I love creampies!!! No seriously though I just love to joke around and have fun!!! Life is too short.
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by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by crzyry / 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
by Bellend / 02/21/2012 at 2:00am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by robzzz / 02/16/2012 at 2:13am / Canada / Intimacy
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
by too tight / 02/15/2012 at 6:26am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.…